Sardar : I saw my wife going 2 a movie with a stange man. Friend : Didn't u follow them inside. "No Yaar" replied sardar " i had already seen the movie" *********** Sardar comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "PARKING FINE". He wrote a note and sticks it 2 pole " Thanks 4 d compliments" *********** Why're Sarda father and son dancing happily in MARUTI ad ? A parsi sold the car and told them it is a MERCEDES BENZ. *********** Sardar selected a short Girl to marry why ? guruji told him "Musibat jitni chhoti ho utna achha" *********** Sardar pani me lund duba rha tha . WIfe : ye kya kar rhe ho ? sardar: Khada nhi ho rha hai so check kar rha hu ki kahi puncture to nhi hai. *********** Blood test ke baad cotton na milne par nurse ne sardar ki ungali mooh me le li to sardar haste hue bola ki abhi to Urine test bhi baaki hai *********** Note: This is only jokes, please do not consider these jokes as personal. |
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