Love marriage Vs Arranged Marriage

Love Marriage: Resembles procedural programming
language. We have some set functions like flirting,
going to movies together, making long conversations on
phone and then try to fit all functions to the
candidate we like.
Arranged Marriage: Similar to object oriented
programming approach. We first fix the candidate and
then try to implement functions on her. The main
object is fixed and various functions are added to
supplement the main program. The functions can be
added or deleted.
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Love Marriage: It is a throwaway type of prototype as
client requirements rises with time thus it is a
dynamic system and difficult to maintain.
Arranged Marriage: Requirements are well defined so
use of waterfall model is possible.
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Love Marriage: Family system hangs because hardware
called parents are not responding.
Arranged Marriage: Compatible with hardware Parents.
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Love Marriage: You are the project leader so u are
responsible for implementation and execution of
PROJECT- married life.
Arranged Marriage: You are a team member under project
leader parents so they are responsible for successful
execution of project Married life.
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Love Marriage: Client expectations include exciting
feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc.
Arranged Marriage: All these features are covered in
the SRS as required features.
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Love Marriage: Acceptance test possible you can try
before you Buy.
Arranged Marriage: Product is sold as it is where it
is basis. Product once sold will not be taken back.